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crabby wife
Posted by Alaskacanoe on Apr 13 2006
Crabby Wife
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> > The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
> > answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry
> > Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper
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> > "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
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> > The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
> > good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
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> > Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
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> > The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
> > your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
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> > "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
> > good news?"
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> > The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound
> > king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
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> > Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
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> > The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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