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The Hunting Alaska Newsletter -- July 2003 |
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Newsletter Contents
- Featured: Rent-A-Partner -- Alaskan Jeff
Varvil writes humorously about what happens when your regular pard can't
make it
- Hunting tip -- Information about Alaska
hunting from the Alaska Division of Wildlife Conservation
- Alaska news and stories on the web
- Featured Alaska hunting books and video
- Events
- Significant Threads on the Alaska Hunting Forum
- Newsletter Archives
- Subscription and Advertising Information
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Rent a Partner
What do you do if your regular hunting
partner can't come along on the trip? You turn to Rent-A-Partner, of
course. Story and Photos by Jeff Varvil.
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Tap,
tap, tap, like a platoon of marching soldiers, the driving Alaskan rain
sounds off against my skull. My newly mink oiled cowboy hat is peeled
clean by the 3 inches of rain that has fallen in the last couple of hours.
As the leather brim finally gives way, the ice-cold water creates a
virtual river that runs down my face, neck and into my raincoat. He must
have seen the frown. Without missing a beat my hunting partner “Doc” says,
“Well, At least there’s no bugs”. “Not unless they have snorkels,” I reply
with a big smile not wanting to be outdone. Having a proven hunting or
fishing partner is worth its weight in gold. From just an occasional pick
me up joke, to a full-blown rescue, I believe hunting and fishing in
Alaska is a two-man sport. Looking for a reliable hunting and fishing
partner had proven harder than looking for a spouse. Not that I’m knocking
the spouse idea. For those of you that have great hunting and fishing
spouses, congrats, I have heard rumors of you; this is for the other 99%
of us. Remember that you need to rely and trust each other, even while
your both holding guns!
About 2 years ago Doc was grounded at
home with a pregnant wife so I had to get a “Rent a Partner” for a couple
of trips. I hated to do it but it was the opener for moose season and his
wife was at 8 ¾ Months pregnant. Having 3 kids of my own I was semi
sympathetic to his plight, but the wilds of Alaska called and off I went.
(Note, technically it is not cheating, as long as your hunting partner
knows his or her replacement is only temporary.)
Here are my top 10 tips to help you find your Rent a Partner.
1. I look for the dumbest person I
know. Like your neighbor. The one who borrowed your chainsaw and filled
it with diesel fuel. Try to find a chubby one. Walk them into the
ground. You don’t want them bringing their sorry butt back to your spot
with the “buddies”. So make sure they have none.
2. You have to be able to get them lost easy. Just drive around the
woods first and see how they do. Keep pointing out water and calling it
moose creek and Pike Lake. That will throw them for a loop later when
they are giving the buddy’s in the 49th battalion directions to your
spot!
3. Bad vision is a plus. One eye would be great. If they cant read the
signs they will never find the way back to your stand. Don’t worry about
them getting lost, as they will always be walking behind you anyway.
With the bad eyes they won’t be able to get lucky and spot game before
you either, not that it would matter, since they are only allowed to
carry the hatchet or the meat saw.
4. The person must be strong. They may potentially be packing your meat.
5. Look for a recent knee or foot injury. You want to be able to out run
them in case that bear hunt goes badly.
6. Now this is strictly for your fun. Try to find a neighbor with one of
those new Avalanche Suv/Truck conversion deals. Just keep asking them to
pull over and say, “OK, now make it the truck again” “Ok, now the Suv”.
You don’t want to scratch your truck while your getting them lost on
that 4-wheeler trail do you? They pay for the gas and the speeding
tickets.
7. Their father in law must either own a bar, meat-processing company or
be a taxidermist. Ok, a bar owning meat cutter who has a taxidermist
friend will work here.
8. They have to have access to an all terrain vehicle.
9. They must have the utmost respect for Canis Lupus, the beautiful free
roaming Alaskan Wolf, yet still be overcome with the desperate urge to
shoot him.
10. They must be female.
On
a serious note, you should know and trust your hunting partner. In 2001 I
was on a moose hunt with a fellow who matched about 4 of the 10 rules
above. Anyway, we were sitting behind a log and I had just finished a
series of cow calls when out of the brush, not 200 yards from us appeared
a huge Bull Moose that I estimated to be around 70”. The big bull was
closing on us fast and we had not worked out who was going to take this
monster. With Doc we rotate every year. But this was different. I set down
my bow and pulled out a coin. I tossed it into the air and told the newbie
to “Call it”. It landed on Heads. It did not matter. This genius stands up
from behind the log and gives the worst bull call in the history of bull
calls. Mooooooooooogrrrrrrrrrrr! The moose did a perfect 180 and did mach
60 in the other direction. “I meant call the coin!” It was too late.
A great partner will buy first class gear just like yours. Many times in
Alaska one item will break and you will have to rely on a backup. From
flashlights to tent poles its serious business up here when all goes bad.
Packing moose is a two-person job. Do it once by yourself and you will
swear you will never do it again. Just trying to move it around for
butchering is a chore. A moose gives plenty of meat for two families and
that’s why Doc and I trade up every year.
Then there are those Volkswagen bugs with
teeth we call Brown Bears. You just feel a little more secure with another
guy. I am a bow hunter and it is also nice to have a rifle over my
shoulder if I need it. Take a sheep hunt for instance. The more you can
pack between you, the less you have to carry yourself. Well you get my
point.
After hunting with the same guy for years
you know what to expect during times of despair. If there is one thing the
Alaska weather can give you in a hurry, it’s despair. Can you rely on him
to get you out of a jam if you are unable to help your self? Kids are
great hunting partners. They are little human sponges that can be taught
your way of doing things. They also look up to older hunters and the ethic
lessons handed down will last them a lifetime. Take your son or daughter
with you.
My grandfather told me years ago that true
friendships are like corn. They were both grown in the field. He was
trying to tell me something back then. It just made me hungry at the age
of 8. I loved corn. He hunted
with his partner of 69 years, my grandmother. God rest his soul.
Take care and enjoy what this great
state offers you.
Editor's note: Alaskan guide Jeff Varvil
had hunters guffawing all over the `net with "The
Goat Hunt From Hell" published earlier on OutdoorsDirectory.com
Jeff manages Alaska Raft and Kayak in Anchorage.
We pay for items
published in this space. If you have an item that would be of
interest to Alaska hunters, please
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Tip for July: Hunting Information plentiful on the Alaska Department of Fish and
Game website
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The Alaska Department of Fish and Game
/ Division of Wildlife Conservation website contains a wealth of information for hunters and it's just a
few clicks away.
One of the most common questions asked of
the agency is "when does the hunting season open." Turns out that
this information is available on the web in the
Alaska Hunting Regulations.
Registration and drawing permit supplements are also available.
The regulations are normally available on the web weeks before they are
available in stores (usually around the first of July) or by mail.
Emergency orders, waterfowl regulations, and other important details are
available at the same link. Other common questions are answered on
the
FAQ page.
If you are planning an Alaska hunt, some of
the best general information around is in
Hunt Alaska. Originally designed to be mailed to the
thousands of people who wrote to the agency asking for Alaska hunting
information, this package is now available on the website.
Many hunters want to talk to an ADF&G staff
member about hunting conditions and regulations.
Contact information for all regional and statewide offices can be
found here as well.
The
Alaska Hunting Bulletin was published for several years in the
late 1990's. It was designed to provide useful hunting news to Alaska
hunters. The publication is no longer current, but the material is useful
and archived on the website.
Good general information about Alaska's
wildlife can be found in the
Alaska Wildlife Notebook Series. These are also available as
single sheets. There are other pages with details about various species.
Many hunters enjoy watching wildlife when
hunting seasons are not open. Among other details posted on the
website is a
calendar of wildlife watching possibilities in Alaska.
This is just a sampling. There is
quite a bit more information of value. You can easily spend several
hours here.
We pay for content we publish in this space. If you have a hunting tip
that you think would be suitable here, please
send it to us and we
will consider it.
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Alaska hunting news and stories
on the web
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State issues tularemia alert FAIRBANKS
State officials have issued a tularemia alert after a snowshoe hare
found dead in Fairbanks was diagnosed with the disease, which can be
fatal to humans. Fairbanks Daily News Miner 28 June 2003
- Interior
(Alaska) hunter shoots rare glacier bear. Recessive gene causes the bruin's silver-blue coloring.
Fairbanks Daily News Miner 22 June 2003
- State sealer knows his bear necessities
ADF&G bear sealer Tony Hollis studies bear hides and skulls brought in by local hunters.
Fairbanks Daily News Miner 22 June 2003
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Antis Start Initiative Petition to ban Alaska bear baiting The
anti-hunters have started a petition drive to ban baiting of bears in
Alaska.
Read the text of their proposed amendment to Alaska law here.
If they are successful in gathering enough signatures, this initiative
will be placed on the ballot for Alaskans to vote on.
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Bear
Spray Stops Charging Sow "In
the blink of an eye, a defensive grizzly bear sow was rolling like a
freight train through the willows along Peters Creek." Anchorage Daily
News 8 June 2003
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Motorized Alaskans wreaking havoc in Bush "From here south, atop the bluffs along the
Susitna River to Trapper Lake, the muskegs and wetland tundra are a
mess. The broad, open expanses that filter the water that drains
into one of the most important salmon streams in Alaska are ripped and
torn with the black, muddy tracks of four-wheelers and off-road, tracked
vehicles." Anchorage Daily News 8 June 2003
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Wildlife officers change their brown shirts for blue Alaska's Fish and Wildlife Protection
officers are exchanging their brown uniforms for blue. Fairbanks
Daily News Miner 6 June 2003
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McGrath Experimental Field Work Concluded "Department of Fish and
Game biologists wrapped up efforts to move bears out of an Experimental
Micro-Management Area (EMMA) surrounding McGrath on Saturday. Efforts
now will concentrate on learning how many moose calves survive and on
whether any of the displaced bears return to the EMMA this summer. These
efforts are being done to help restore moose harvest opportunities near
McGrath." ADFG News Release 6 June 2003
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Concerns Expressed About Low Moose Populations in Central Kuskokwim
"A group charged with developing ideas to solve the problem of low moose
numbers in the Central Kuskokwim area is turning to the public for
reactions to their preliminary ideas. Despite the attention focused on
the McGrath
area of Unit 19D, members of the Central Kuskokwim Moose Planning
Committee have agreed that the situation further downriver in Units 19A
& B is just as bad or worse, and there are more people who depend on
moose for subsistence and other uses. Observations of local residents
and hunters and available data indicate declining populations and very
low percentages of bulls and calves in the moose population. "
ADFG News Release 20 May 2003
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ADFG Region III announces Hunter Education course summer schedule
Featured Alaska hunting books and video
Imagine
flying into the remote wilderness of the Alaskan Arctic, landing on an
unmarked gravel bar, and then standing alone as your bush pilot flies
away, knowing that you will be completely on your own for many weeks. The
next morning you shoulder your pack and begin your hunt, climbing the
mountains and crossing the divides in search of a trophy Dall Sheep. It's
all here in the video "Alaska
Hunting Adventure" by Buck Publishing.
Tony Russ' 2nd edition
(at right) brings almost an
additional 100 pages of information to this Alaska sheep hunting classic.
Sheep Hunting in Alaska covers everything you need to know about
pursuing Alaska's wild mountain sheep.
Terrain
Navigator (at left) replaces a whole file cabinet of Alaska topographic
maps. With this you can print a map for the area you need, even if it is
shown at the edge of four maps. GPS users will appreciate the ability of
this system to link. You can even carry this around in a Pocket PC, or at
least the portion you need. 3D views of areas you are investigating are
also possible….and many more features as well.
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would be helpful to Alaska hunters please
let us know. We will
consider for publication events both in Alaska and elsewhere in North
America.
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Newsletter Archives
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April
2005 |
This is the month for outdoor shows in Alaska.
Wood bison coming to Alaska? It could happen by
2007. Lice continue to spread from their original Kenai Peninsula
infestation. |
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March
2005 |
In the news this month, several shows upcoming
in Alaska. Also, the state is considering big changes in the
popular Nelchina caribou hunt. In the magazine, a quite
interesting article about Kuiu Island black bears. |
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February 2005 |
This month we launched a new newsletter format
that we hope will make it more user friendly. You can see
how it went out in email here.
In this issue, Near Death on Beaver Creek, feds implement new
regulations making carrying certain fire starters on board airliners
illegal, new features on OutdoorsDirectory.com, hot threads on the
Alaska Hunting forum. |
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January 2005 |
New features on OutdoorsDirectory.com
including a cookbook and a new section on Alaska boating, what
Alaska hunting gear to buy for $600, what about ethics, and more. |
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December 2004 |
Becoming an OutdoorsWoman workshop
announcement, AK Outdoor Council annual meeting, internet "hunting"??,
point systems for permits and more. |
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November 2004 |
Some interesting forum threads to look at this
month, and some worthwhile updates and news in this month's edition. |
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October 2004 |
The newsletter is back. We bit off more
than we could chew, so we will try a less ambitious approach. In
this issue: news and updates about Alaska hunting; new information on
OutdoorsDirectory.com, forum threads of interest. |
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October 2003 |
Featured: To Tok or not to Tok -- An
Alaskan becomes a sheep hunting addict | Hunting Tip: Stretching for older
hunters | Recent Alaska hunting news and stories
on the web | NEW Alaska books in our store | Events | A sampling of significant
recent threads on the Alaska
Hunting Forum | Newsletter archives | Subscription information |
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August 2003 |
Featured: "Breathless, Under the Weight Of a
Hunter's Moment" | Recent Alaska hunting news and stories on the web |
Featured Alaska hunting & fishing books and videos | Events | Some
significant Threads on the Alaska Hunting Forum during July, 2003 |
Newsletter archives | Subscription and Advertising Information |
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July 2003 |
Featured: Rent-A-Partner | Alaskan Jeff
Varvil writes humorously about what happens when your regular pard can't
make it | Hunting tip | Information about Alaska
hunting from the Alaska Division of Wildlife Conservation | Alaska news and stories on the web
| Featured Alaska hunting books and video | Events | Significant Threads on the Alaska Hunting Forum
| Newsletter Archives | Subscription and Advertising Information |
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June
2003 |
Feature | King of the Mountain: A high
adrenaline Alaska brown bear hunt | Alaska Hunting tip for June | Getting
into Sheep Shape | News on the web | Alaska hunting stories
on the web | Featured Alaska hunting books and video | Events |
Significant | Threads on the Alaska Hunting Forum | Subscription
and Advertising Information |
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May
2003 |
Featured: New Alaska State Hunting
Regulations Announced | Bonus Feature: Wolf Control Works | Hunting Tip
for May: Meat Care | Upcoming Events | Recent Threads of Interest on the
Alaska Hunting Forum | Recent Hunting Oriented Additions
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