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Posted by Michael Strahan on Dec 11 2004
You, sir, are quite intuitive, and it appears that I may have underestimated your perceptive capabilities. Your comments about my "obvious depreciation" are, however, far from the mark. Why, when I was your age I was twice as old as you are, yet I remain as nimble as a scalded ape.
I really have no use for purty firearms just for hanging on the wall. If you knew anything about sporting arms you would know that this is why they have never been fired; they're merely decorations. If, however, you are going to simply toss them, feel free to send them to me and I may be able to find a use for them. If they're in need of dusting, I'll have to charge you, and then there's the shipping; it shouldn't be that much though.
Sorry about misspelling your name in previous posts, by the way. Your comment about Daisy being your wife jostled my memory circuits just enough to remind me that "Holly" is ancient Assyrian for "Donald", the husband of Daisy; both of whom have of course made quite a name for themselves in the theatre. That being the case, I can see why you took offense when I invited you on that duck hunt a while back. Good luck on your acting career, and pass on my regards to your rich uncle. Is he still sworn off celebrating Christmas, or has he finally come around? Also I was wondering if you folks are related to that Daffy fellow? I've always wondered that. Now I should probably not tell you this, but he DID go on a duck hunt with me once long ago.
Oops, gotta run. I hear the Rifleman theme song... it's either a break-in or my favorite show coming on.
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